Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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