Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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