My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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