Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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