no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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