I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
