you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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