worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
