I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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