I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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