I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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