After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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