That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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