oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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