what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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