Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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