I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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