i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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