Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I believe in your delicious
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