yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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