Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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