Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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