i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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