yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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