that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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