in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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