normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Can I color on your dick again?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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