Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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