Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
