Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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