And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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