There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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