just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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