I must be too annoying 4 u.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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