I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
The ass gains better be worth it
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