So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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