she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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