doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
