I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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