Non-Jews are for practice
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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