so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Best friends brother. Beat that.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
