I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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