My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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