Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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