No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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