I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
