it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
