I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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