Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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