I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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