i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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